You found the secret page!
Congrats, you're clearly someone who doesn't give up easily.
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Here's a cat for your troubles.
Fun facts about this site
- The cat companion has >15 unique phrases
- There are 6+ easter eggs hidden throughout the site
- You can type "hack" anywhere on the site for a surprise